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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

3. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

4. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
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Do some of these describe what you are feeling?
Fear of:
• the future - all the bad things that may happen to me tomorrow, next week, next year.
• evil - bad luck, curses, evil spirits.
• being alone - that no one cares or understands, and I seem far away from other people.
• illness - of sickness I have now, or may get in the future, such as cancer.
• being a failure - at work or study, in relationships, with friends - not achieving what I or others expect of myself.
• not having enough mone… Continue

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste… Continue